brilliantorange:

SO, YOU MANAGED TO ESCAPE AGAIN.  THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES WAS YOURS: VENICE BEACH, THE PALISADES, CHARLIZE THERON’S CLEAVAGE, BUT NO, I FOUND YOUR FUZZY ASS IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU DECIDED THE BEST USE OF YOUR TIME WAS TO STOP AND SMELL THE FUCKING FASCINATING PATCH OF IVY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS. BET IF I DUG AROUND THERE, I’D FIND A STACK OF PORN MAGS, YOU PEEPING DEVIANT.

AND SHOULD WE EVEN DISCUSS YOUR ABERRANT BEHAVIOR AT THE DINNER TABLE THE OTHER NIGHT? YES, LET’S. WHAT ON EARTH MADE YOU THINK YOU COULD STEAL AND EAT A MEATBALL? DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE THE HUMANS AT THE TABLE? WELL THAT’S OUR FUCKING FOOD, DICKHEAD, AND WE FIGHT FOR IT. WHEN WE WANT TO GIVE YOU A MEATBALL, WE’LL THROW THEM AT YOUR LARGE THICK MELONHEAD.

BESIDES, YOUR NAME IS MEATBALL. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORAL COMPASS AT ALL? I SHUDDER TO THINK.

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